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First date etiquette for guys and gals

1. Men, be between 15-30 minutes early. Women, you can show up an hour late and then an additional 30 minutes for every cup size your bra goes up to, no more than four hours late, and fakies don’t count! … Continue reading

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More politicking!

Okay, so the government shut down. I’m not going to lie and say I know what it’s all about because I know shit about politics. I do know that if I didn’t do my job, I’d be fired and they’d … Continue reading

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Why Prank Calling A Crisis Hotline Probably Isn’t the Best Use of Your Time.

Okay, I highly doubt anyone who prank calls crisis phone lines know how to read, so if you can share this with them I’m sure I speak for a lot of people that we would really appreciate it. Look, I … Continue reading

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Bitching and complimenting

I think in this highly technologized age (That’s so a word, spell-check. Shut up!) we spend too much time focusing on the bad experiences and not enough on the good. When was the last time you received exceptional customer service … Continue reading

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Silence hurts everyone

Your silence doesn’t buy you freedom from the things that you’ve been through. Not talking about your experiences just hurt others going through it with you. It may feel like you’re the only one but there’s others out there too. … Continue reading

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Forced sterilization

I already said in my bid for presidents that I don’t believe that as a male I should have any right whatsoever to tell a woman what to do with her body. Well, as a male I do believe I … Continue reading

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I am…

I am a man! I believe in a human being’s right to live life the way they choose, as long as they don’t hurt others. I am a lover! I like sex as much as just about everyone, but I … Continue reading

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Something

I had some motivation once, but of course it was flawed. Depths of human depravity still leave me awed. Lies that people tell you and the lies you want to hear Both mix inside your fucking brain until sanity disappears. … Continue reading

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Freshly cleaned kitchen

Ah, worth the $60 I paid!

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Happy Mother’s Day

Remember your mother today. Mine was and is an angel.

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