Author Archives: Doobjank

I’ve given this a lot of thought lately, and while it might make me seem really old (I am!), there were good and bad things about growing up when I did. Do you remember when MTV played music videos?  I … Continue reading →

When I was doing a search for International Women’s Day, one of the first pages that came up was Yahoo Answers asking why there isn’t a men’s day. Being born with a penis is not an accomplishment. Neither is being … Continue reading →

Have you ever wondered if you were in a healthy relationship with your significant other?  Here is a handy guide to healthy versus harmful. Healthy:  You have a cute story to share with friends about how you met. Harmful:  You … Continue reading →

My best friend died today.  It’s hard to put into words what he meant to me.  In high school we had a band together and we enjoyed the same music.  We wrote songs together and decided which songs we would … Continue reading →

I’ve spent the past few nights thinking and dreaming about work.  I dream that things have changed there and I no longer feel like I fit in.

I’ve been catching up on my Sons of Anarchy watching lately, just in time for the final season starting next week. After watching the episode Sweet and Vaded in season six, I’ve decided my favorite character on the show is … Continue reading →

No woman needs a man to make a baby. They let us come along out of the goodness of their hearts!

I don’t talk much about religion except to argue about it with people. Ask my friends or family what my religion is and they will either say “atheist” or non-religious. But I do have religion.

Hi again. I have a few more ideas for when I become governor of Texas. I’ve mentioned legalizing weed and prostitution. Now let’s talk about education reform. First off, schooling is currently boring as shit. No one wants to go. … Continue reading →