Category Archives: Personal

As anyone who knows me knows, I work for the Rape Crisis Center. I’m mostly a hospital advocate, but sometimes I work in the office on the hotline. I prefer the graveyard shift because there is no traffic at three … Continue reading →

I don’t see how colleges don’t already have amazing programs to deal with sexual assault.  They pride themselves on turning away thousands of applicants every semester who don’t meet the academic standards they consider acceptable.  However, a person who commits … Continue reading →

Hello! I’m Curtis. You probably know that already. Here are some things you need to know if you are at all interested in dating me: No means no, period. If I ask you if you want the last piece of … Continue reading →

Ha!

I’m officially announcing my candidacy for Texas State Governor now that Rick Perry isn’t seeking re-election. My platform is simple: legalize marijuana for medicinal purposes, tax it like cigarettes and treat it like alcohol when driving. While no one wants … Continue reading →

Parents young and old: I grew up an American. I remember being ashamed of the idea of masturbation until I was married and discovered that some times you have to rub one out or you’re in for a bad night. … Continue reading →

I was disheartened to hear about the events that happened during the Boston Marathon. I hope whoever is responsible gets what they deserve.

So I had a dream last night that I was about to get some, but after I got naked I somehow time travelled nude to somewhere. I managed to grab a robe to clothe myself, and find a car. The … Continue reading →

Today I turn 36 years old. That’s about it.