While I’m not gay, I have no problem with people who are. Hell, if I have no problem with legalizing marijuana and prostitution, gay marriage should be the last thing I’d be worried about.
That being said (Legalize prostitution!), the only way we’re going to get gay marriage legalized completely in all states through the government is to convince the companies that back the government (You know, the real voters!) that gay marriage is the niche market they’ve been looking for.
Gay couples are not broke, mostly. If anything they make more money than a male/female household, since they don’t have those pesky unwanted pregnancies bogging them down. That means they can afford things that make companies money, like nice wedding rings, life insurance, (s)he and (s)he matching cars.
Gay rights are inevitable. Apparently we can’t go a few years without fucking up someone else’s American dream. Perhaps America gets off on the whole making some group an outcast until finally they give in and all the politicians come clamoring back to the side of reason shouting how they were secretly all for it the whole time while hiding the burning crosses and effigies.
In fact, now might be the time I start my own religion, and instead of just focusing on legalized prostitution (YES!), branch off into legalized gay marriage. Someone needs to cater to the fabulous weddings that they will be capable of throwing. Curtistianity can be that someone.
(To be continued…)