Monthly Archives: June 2014

Hi again. I have a few more ideas for when I become governor of Texas. I’ve mentioned legalizing weed and prostitution. Now let’s talk about education reform. First off, schooling is currently boring as shit. No one wants to go. … Continue reading →

Watching all the other states in our country pass gay marriage legislation while Texas does its very best to remain in the 1950’s is interesting. Come on, it’s inevitable. We are acting like that one douchebag who can’t admit they … Continue reading →

We are at the point in US history that we have more laws than people. I agree with all the ones that affect other people, like making murder illegal, robbery, burglary and anything that hurts someone else. Violence of any … Continue reading →

Hello. My name is Curtis Mueller. I’d like for you to consider me as your mayoral candidate for 2015 and beyond. I believe San Antonio is an amazing city and can be even better. I will do my best to … Continue reading →