Author Archives: Doobjank

Watching all the other states in our country pass gay marriage legislation while Texas does its very best to remain in the 1950’s is interesting. Come on, it’s inevitable. We are acting like that one douchebag who can’t admit they … Continue reading →

We are at the point in US history that we have more laws than people. I agree with all the ones that affect other people, like making murder illegal, robbery, burglary and anything that hurts someone else. Violence of any … Continue reading →

Hello. My name is Curtis Mueller. I’d like for you to consider me as your mayoral candidate for 2015 and beyond. I believe San Antonio is an amazing city and can be even better. I will do my best to … Continue reading →

Drugs. You want to do them, we want to regulate and tax them. America loses a ton of money to Johnny Jumpup drug dealers. Uncle Sam can be your pusher. It won’t be free. Nothing is free, but it also … Continue reading →

Dating is like gambling. There’s no guarantee there will be a payout, so only spend what you’re willing to lose.

I’m an American, and supposedly the worst kind, a male, Caucasian American. I live in Texas. Yes, I own a gun and a license to carry it concealed. I do not own a pick up truck. I very much enjoy … Continue reading →

We’re born naked into the world with no means of protecting ourselves. We start life inherently trusting the first people whose touch we feel. Faces mean nothing, words are gibberish, but the tone soothes all our ills. We cry, we … Continue reading →

The thing I can say for the Russian anti-gay stance is it might make some of the more close-minded Americans rethink theirs. Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s death doesn’t really sadden me. As most people know, heroin does sometimes have the effect … Continue reading →

I’ve been privileged to work and volunteer at the Rape Crisis Center for two years now. In that time I’ve given them hundreds of hours of my time, a tv and Bluray player, access to Netflix, two computers and my … Continue reading →